11 testimonals hinting your book needs improvement

It can be hard to swallow when your writing is under heavy critique.

But it could be worse, much worse.

It could my writing...

11 testimonials hinting your book needs improvement

  • “A real page turner! I suggest you turn at least forty at a time.”
  • “Truly sharp… a real paper-cut hazard.”
  • “His words really set me at ease… no wait… make that: 'put me to sleep'.”
  • “A must read and reread… and please understand that I am addressing the author here.”
  • “What can I possibly say…? Okay then, font type Arial 12 is well chosen.”
  • “Best read blindfolded.”
  • “When you are holding it in your hands, you can actually feel the book.”
  • “Use it to dry and press four-leaf clovers and this book will bring you luck.”
  • “I warmly recommend reading the cliff notes instead.”
  • “Burn before reading!”
  • “Honestly?”

Feel free to use any of these quotes if you are ever asked to review a book that fits the bill. 

And now I am curious.

Do YOU know any (subtle or less subtle) quotes hinting a book is far from perfect?

Please let me know in the comment blox below.

Thank you and enjoy,

Miro

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