"I Am Not Macho"

Glenn Malbowinsky, who told our Read My Slips reporter he wishes to remain anonymous, said he learned something important about himself during his travels through South America.

Malbowinski explains: “I noticed a lot of macho behavior in countries like Ecuador, Peru and Bolivia. Men whistling loud and honking their car horns at women walking in the street. Their cries often accompanied by 'compliments' that could be marked as sexism."

The dumbfounded traveler experienced a true culture shock. "I assume that these Latino men experience the same feelings as I do when I see a beautiful woman. But why make such a big fuss about it?"

"Drooling over cleavage is so pathetic. I prefer to save my saliva for a guacamole, sour cream, chilly peppers and cheese covered platter of tortilla chips I can simply order and consume - rather than for a woman I will never touch."

His last remark revealed the deeper truth Glenn Malbowinski discovered about his own manhood.

"I am not a macho man, I am a nacho man."