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11 things to do at IKEA on Saturday

  • Find your way to the exit as soon as possible
  • Collect 1.000 small wooden pencils and build a miniature Scandinavian stave church
  • Hide in a closet. Scare the hell out of passerby's
  • Put a ‘Not For Sale’ sign around your neck and take a nap on one of the living room couches
  • Use the magnifying mirror in the bathroom section for zit popping
  • Use one of the drying racks to dry your laundry while you shop
  • Practice your acting skills I: Open a drawer to see what’s inside. Run away screaming, terrified
  • Practice your acting skills II: Angrily slap a livingroom tv for not working
  • Let your kids have their pillow fight
  • Line up 50 Knös magazine boxes an topple them like falling dominos
  • Go to the bedroom section and join IKEA’s Mile High Club equivalent, the ‘IFAI’ Club

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Miro